OMGH Hollywood Donation Schedule:
Celebrity must owe the OMGH charity the amount listed if...
Dates another celeb just to "up their fuck": $8,000
(uhem, J-Lo)
Marries another celeb just to "up their fuck": $20,000
(uhem, Catherine Z. J... you're not fooling me, bitch)
*up their fuck=an attempt to become more famous by association
Caught on camera spouting inapproriate or utterly stupid things: $2,000-$1,000,000
(as low as a Paris Hilton to a Kramer from Seinfeld... this penalty is per sentance, not just an entire conversation. See below, Miss Paris owes us $30,000)
Caught on camera without make-up (monster sighting): $6,500
(i swear to God, Oprah... You're still giving me nightmares)
Create sex tape: $35,000
Commit felony or higher crime: $125,000
Appear on MTV cribs: $10,000
Not allowed entrance to an A-rated celeb hangout: $4,000
(argh, that simple-minded American Pie actress... of course I don't know her name... i would shoot myself if i did... oh fuck, it's Tera Ried... fuck me, I remembered!)
Extravagant Expense: $50,000 luxury tax for every 1million spent or 5%
(thank you hip hop world for this one! as we would be receiving donations from names like Lil' Cucamonga, DJ Roughie Rough, & Killa Wang)
Converts to Scientology: $283,037.15
(why such an amount?... fuck 'em, that's why... let those bastards figure out how to fit 15 cents on that second line of their check)
There are many more... many more. We will let our celebrities present them to you every day.
The OMGH Charity raises money to assist communities around the world - please see on the right.
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