Saturday, September 15, 2007

Creditor Call: Final Notice

Jay Leno spends much of his time and money extending his car collection. Here he stands in front of a row of Dusenbergs in his collection. His collection also includes a Lamborghini Miura; a 1932 Packard Twin Six 12-cylinder coupe; a 1913 Mercer; several Bugattis; two Stanley Steamers; a 1956 Chrysler Imperial; a 1966 Dodge Coronet Hemi; A Dodge Viper; and a 1955 Buick Roadmaster. His favorite vehicle is his McLaren F1.

Wadda Fuck? The man never leaves his house, but yet needs over 100 cars. Down the driveway, up the driveway, down the driveway... what fun!

OMGH Penalty: 5% luxury tax on every vehicle. 3 automobiles exempt.

Kim Basinger and her investment group purchased the town of Braselton, in Jackson County, Georgia for $20 million in 1989 but had to sell it in 1993 when she declared bankruptcy.

Wadda Fuck (squared)? Kim, it's called 40% donation return from the government. Ever heard of AIDS, Cancer, even a friggin' skin disease. Pick One! She buys a town? Even God is saying, "that's one selfish bitch".

OMGH Penalty: $90,000 plus 3.5% interest ever year since this hick town was bought. It was the late 80's. We're being generous.

Liza Minnelli reportedly spent $4 million on her 2002 wedding to music producer David Gest. More than 1,000 guests were invited including Michael and Tito Jackson, Macaulay Culkin, David Hasselhoff, Anthony Hopkins, and Elizabeth Taylor.

She marries a Mr. West Hollywood 1956, runner-up (uhem, fuck-up!) and spends 4 million on a wedding. 16 months of wedded bliss = $8,000/day. Sound investment. Can you believe Gene Simmons of KISS banged this??? >>>>>

OMGH Penalty: $225,000 flat (Gene Simmons will be a future credit call)





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